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05 January 2015 @ 02:00 pm
50 Reasons to Have Sex Masterlist  
So for those of you who watched the show How I Met Your Mother, might remember the Naked Man episode, where the gang comes up with a list of 50 reasons to have sex. There was actually a multi-fandom mini-fest based around the list a few years ago here, but there weren't any HP fandom fills.

ANYWAYS, I came across this fabulous Johnlock fic by mistyzeo, that had a bunch of unrelated ficlets each inspired by one of the "reasons", and I felt weirdly inspired. I'd been thinking about maybe trying to write for awhile, but nothing had really grabbed at me until this. I started thinking up all this little scenarios for H/D and I thought I would give it a try.

[some gushy blathering about inspiration and my awesome f-list]This was all in October. And after several months of wibbling and encouragement from capitu and convincing that I'm actually not terrible at this whole writing thing from lauren3210, I'm ready to start posting.

My goal is to write a ficlet for each of the 50 prompts, and mostly just practice writing in general. The plan is to have them all by H/D and post one a week. I've already got several waiting in the wings, and I'm surprisingly excited to release them into the wild.

I'm pretty new at this whole things, so bear with me while I figure things out, yeah? These will pretty much be PWPs so I don't think there is too much for me to fuck up, but if you have any constructive criticism for me, I'm open to hearing it if you'd like to send me a PM. And, of course, if you'd like to tell me how utterly fabulous I am, you are also more than welcome to do that as well, though please don't feel like you have to restrict that to just my fics. ;)


Okay, this got way to long, but basically I just want to thank all of you guys on my f-list for being so freaking amazing! This is such a lovely, supportive fandom to be a part of, and I couldn't ask for a better pool to dip my toes into.


♥ ♥ ♥

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These are all unconnected and can be read in any order. Please see individual fics for content/warnings.

You can also read the series on AO3.

1. Because You Can't Get to Sleep (~2,400, NC-17)
2. For Revenge (~2,700, NC-17)
3. Because You Just Shaved Your Legs Face (~2,000, NC-17)
4. To Keep Up With the Neighbors (~1,300, NC-17)
5. Because It's Raining (~3,000, NC-17)
6. Because It's Halftime (~1,300, NC-17)
7. Because Your Roommates Are Out of Town and You Can Do it on the Couch (~1,100, NC-17)
8. Because It's Your Chance to Do It in a Specific Location (~1,300, NC-17)
9. You Finally Get the Chance to Show Your Childhood Bed Some Action (~2,200, NC-17)
10. Because You're Already at Their Place (~1,900, NC-17)
11. Because There's Nothing on TV (~1,300, NC-17)
12. Because You're in a Hotel (~1,500, NC-17)
13. Because it's Prom Night (~2,100, NC-17)
14. To Prove We're Not in a Rut (~2,200, NC-17)
15. Rebound (~2,900, NC-17)
16. Because You Haven’t Had Sex in That Country Yet, for candamira (~1,400, NC-17)
17. Because It's Cold Outside (~550, NC-17)
18. To Change the Subject (~1,250, NC-17)
19. Because It's Getting a Little Hard (~1,400, NC-17)
20. Because He Looks Like Your Superhot Cousin, for nia_kantorka (~2,400, NC-17)
21. To Celebrate the Joy of Life After a Near-Death Experience (~800, R)
22. To Cheer Someone Up (~1,500, NC-17)
23. To Show Off New Lingerie (~1,850, NC-17)
24. Because You're Not Pregnant (Yet), for eidheann_writes (~2,250, NC-17)
25. To Break in a New Place (~750, NC-17)
26. Practice, for firethesound (~1,400, NC-17)
27. For Stress Relief (~3,600, NC-17)
28. "Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts" Sex, for alisanne (~1,550, NC-17)
29. Break-Up Sex, for lauren3210 (~2,900, NC-17)
30. Paratrooping (aka Bangin' For Roof), for bbtp_challenge (~3,200, NC-17)
31. Curiosity, for lq_traintracks (~2,150, NC-17)
32. To Celebrate a Major Victory by a Political Candidate, for birdsofshore (~3,000, NC-17)
33. Because He Wants To, for dicta_contrion (~2,100, NC-17)
34. To Celebrate Recent Weight Loss (~500, NC-17)
35. Your One Chance With a Celebrity, for torino10154's Blow Job Friday (~1,300, NC-17)
36. To Celebrate, for anemonen (~2,500, NC-17)
37. "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye is Playing on the Radio (~1,000, NC-17)
38. Because Your Condoms Are About to Expire, for blithelybonny (~1,350, R)
39. Make-Up Sex, for capitu (~1,300, NC-17)
40. Because You Called the Wrong Person, But He Was Into It Anyway (~1,700, NC-17)
41. To Avoid Cleaning, Studying, or Doing Work of Any Kind for sassy_cissa (~2,000, NC-17)
42. To Reinforce Good Behaviour for hogwarts365 (365, PG)
43. To Time an Egg (~850, NC-17)
44. Because They Have Air-Conditioning and You Don't (~900, PG-13)
45. Wingman Diving on the Friend Grenade for shiftylinguini (~2,400, NC-17)
46. Love ♥ for capitu & mmom (~650, NC-17)
47. Because You Forgot to Buy a Birthday Present for hogwarts365 (365, PG-13)
48. Because Your Friend Told You About a New Position (~1,200, NC-17)
49. A Miscommunication for fantasyfiend09(~1,400, NC-17)
50. Because He Said He Loves You and You're Not Ready to Say It Back Yet (~1,100, R)
 
 
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wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 5th, 2015 10:34 pm (UTC)


I hope I live up to your excitement!
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wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 5th, 2015 10:37 pm (UTC)
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT HANGING LIKE THAT, BRO!

(also, you are the loveliest!)
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wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 5th, 2015 11:10 pm (UTC)
Oh thank god, the suspense was killing me!
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on January 6th, 2015 01:52 pm (UTC)
LOL

You know, first experience I had with HIMYM was reading dracogotgame's adaptation for smoochfest How I Met Your Father . Then I started watching the show and now I'm forever, "That's Ron, that's Blaise, that's Harry," in my head. <3
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Bring forth the tale of dicks: flappingbirdsofshore on January 5th, 2015 10:19 pm (UTC)
OMG! This is such an exciting project, grace! I'm thrilled and bouncing about!
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 5th, 2015 10:35 pm (UTC)
You're so sweet! It has been a lot of fun thinking up sexy scenarios! :D
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on January 5th, 2015 10:22 pm (UTC)
1. WILL POST TOMORROW :D

ahahaha!!!!

It's going to be super!
candamiracandamira on January 5th, 2015 10:25 pm (UTC)

Eeeeks, superfunny gif!

welcome to villa cariño!capitu on January 6th, 2015 01:52 pm (UTC)
<333

wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 5th, 2015 10:36 pm (UTC)
*blushes*
candamiracandamira on January 5th, 2015 10:24 pm (UTC)

What a nice way to start writing! That list is inspiring, indeed! And isn't that a story to tell your grand-children when they ask about the first things bestseller-author Granny Grace ever wrote? ♡

wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 5th, 2015 10:36 pm (UTC)
You are just too sweet, hon! <3
nia_kantorka: pic#124424565nia_kantorka on January 5th, 2015 10:48 pm (UTC)
Wot wot. Let the smut roll! :D

Shall I read the Sherlocks parallel to yours (each week one) or all in advance. Questions about questions. ;p

Oh, THIS is so exciting!
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 5th, 2015 11:22 pm (UTC)
Well, they'll be pretty short, so I'm sure you could manage to squeeze them in real quick between all the long Sherlock.... ;)
nia_kantorka: pic#124424565nia_kantorka on January 5th, 2015 11:37 pm (UTC)
More Sherlock and H/D on top of my long Sherlock- that's not really helping, with me reading the last bunch of erised fics. LOL

But I'm prepared now for tomorrow, aka have read the first. Hot. :D
This Bloody Catthis_bloody_cat on January 5th, 2015 11:12 pm (UTC)
EEEE! Definitely looking forward to this ♥
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 5th, 2015 11:22 pm (UTC)
<3

Thanks, darling!
divertazscdivertazsc on January 5th, 2015 11:20 pm (UTC)
Wow, I really can't wait to read these. I believe there is an issue with AO3, I get and error from your link that I'm not authorized to view.

Hmmmm
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 5th, 2015 11:21 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Oh, that is because I haven't released it yet! I will tomorrow, I just included the link now, so I won't forget later. Sorry about that!
쉘리 Unmistakably Oatmealsdkshelly on January 6th, 2015 12:06 am (UTC)
Oh! This looks like a lot of fun!! :D
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 6th, 2015 03:00 am (UTC)
It's definitely been fun on my side of things! :D
alisannealisanne on January 6th, 2015 04:44 am (UTC)
Ooh,very exciting! What a fabulous idea!
I can't wait to see what do with these. :)
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 6th, 2015 05:00 pm (UTC)
Thanks, hon! <3
huldrejentahuldrejenta on January 6th, 2015 02:05 pm (UTC)
This looks most promising, I have to say!!

So looking forward to this, and that's a most inspiring list <3
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 6th, 2015 05:00 pm (UTC)
:D

There are definitely some inspiring reasons!
DracoGotGamedracogotgame on January 7th, 2015 04:48 am (UTC)
This is SUCH a good idea! Would you mind awfully if I did a few of my own? I've been looking for prompts for such a long time and this is just awesome! Anyway, all the best for your ficlets! I'm sure they'll all be amazing :D
NathalieWeasleynathalieweasley on January 14th, 2015 04:24 am (UTC)
You are utterly fabulous. ♥

I'm excited to read your ficlets!
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 14th, 2015 04:33 pm (UTC)
Aww, thanks! <3

Also, I just realized that for some strange reason, I haven't friended you on here yet, is it okay if I do?
NathalieWeasleynathalieweasley on January 15th, 2015 04:03 am (UTC)
Of course! I hope you don't mind if I do the same. :P ♥
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 15th, 2015 04:18 am (UTC)
Please do! :D
Amoretteamorette on January 27th, 2015 07:30 pm (UTC)
Wait, did I know this was happening?? WHAT DID I MISS?!??!?! *reads it all*
wicked smut goddessgracerene on January 27th, 2015 07:35 pm (UTC)
LOL! <3