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01 August 2016 @ 02:00 pm
because i like to cross-post  
dicta_contrion, zeitgeistic, and I wrote a thing!

[before you get too excited, a disclaimer]While we were in Vegas, we all got a little drunk and decided that the best use of our time would be to write a summer-inspired Draco/Ron/Harry fic on our cocktail napkins. Once we all returned to our respective homes, we decided that, while the napkin!fic was quite beautiful in its brevity and illegibility, what we really needed to do was get drunk again, meet up virtually, and turn such gems as "Draco always boner" and "C'mon, Ron, sheath your cock in my arsehole for sun protection" into a (semi) coherent narrative. This fic is the result of our wine, vodka, & whiskey-soaked labors. We posted to AO3 while still inebriated, and I have to admit, I've been afraid to go back and reread...The whole thing is a little crazy, a lot awesome, and I had way too much fun working on this with these two awesome humans. :D

Title: Come Harbour a.k.a the Not-a-Metaphor Sailing Association: a story of friendship, sex, and beautiful water-based metaphors (not puns)
Authors: dicta_contrion, gracerene, zeitgeistic
Pairing: Draco/Harry/Ron (I don't even know...), Draco/Harry(endgame)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,500
Warnings/Enticements: Crack, Draco’s crack, and the sunblocking thereof, Travel, Beaches, Swimming Pools, Sunburn, Nudity, Sunglasses, High Fiving, Confessions, Threesome - M/M/M, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Metaphors, Sexual Metaphors, Barebacking, Auror Harry Potter, Auror Ron Weasly, Auror Draco Malfoy, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Partners, Vacation, Ron gets suspended. Draco gets screwed., Nautical Metaphors, Docking
Summary: After Harry, Ron, and Draco are suspended - for something Ron had absolutely no part in whatsoever - they must take a forced holiday in Majorca to learn to work together. Which they do.
 
 
 
la, zeitgeist!: [default] z blackgoldzeitgeistic on August 1st, 2016 09:25 pm (UTC)
YESSSS

Some of my best work in this fic.
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 1st, 2016 09:53 pm (UTC)
Absolutely. I think we were definitely firing on all cylinders for this one... :D
la, zeitgeist!: [default] z blackgoldzeitgeistic on August 1st, 2016 09:25 pm (UTC)
Go back and re-read. It's an insta-classic. I see rec lists in our future.
Dicta Contriondicta_contrion on August 1st, 2016 09:48 pm (UTC)
So many. So, so many.

(I did actually re-read and was still amused, but that *might* have something to do with the memories.)
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 1st, 2016 10:02 pm (UTC)
LOL. Absolutely. We will 100% be on all of the Draco/Ron/Harry threesome rec lists for sure. :D
Dicta Contriondicta_contrion on August 1st, 2016 09:46 pm (UTC)
Grace, grace, grace. Did you just caveat this masterpiece??? We may have been drunk, yes, but that was creativity in my glass the whole time. Drunk on CREATIVITY, damnit!! (And the pleasure of your and zeit's company, which is pretty damn amazing).
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 1st, 2016 10:01 pm (UTC)
You're right, you're right, what was I thinking? Though really, I just wanted to make sure everybody was in the right frame of mind to consume this uniquely fantastic bit of writing. ;)

And yes, hanging out with you guys again was super fun and awesome. :D