wicked smut goddess (gracerene) wrote,
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50 Reasons to Have Sex Masterlist

So for those of you who watched the show How I Met Your Mother, might remember the Naked Man episode, where the gang comes up with a list of 50 reasons to have sex. There was actually a multi-fandom mini-fest based around the list a few years ago here, but there weren't any HP fandom fills.

ANYWAYS, I came across this fabulous Johnlock fic by mistyzeo, that had a bunch of unrelated ficlets each inspired by one of the "reasons", and I felt weirdly inspired. I'd been thinking about maybe trying to write for awhile, but nothing had really grabbed at me until this. I started thinking up all this little scenarios for H/D and I thought I would give it a try.

[some gushy blathering about inspiration and my awesome f-list]This was all in October. And after several months of wibbling and encouragement from capitu and convincing that I'm actually not terrible at this whole writing thing from lauren3210, I'm ready to start posting.

My goal is to write a ficlet for each of the 50 prompts, and mostly just practice writing in general. The plan is to have them all by H/D and post one a week. I've already got several waiting in the wings, and I'm surprisingly excited to release them into the wild.

I'm pretty new at this whole things, so bear with me while I figure things out, yeah? These will pretty much be PWPs so I don't think there is too much for me to fuck up, but if you have any constructive criticism for me, I'm open to hearing it if you'd like to send me a PM. And, of course, if you'd like to tell me how utterly fabulous I am, you are also more than welcome to do that as well, though please don't feel like you have to restrict that to just my fics. ;)


Okay, this got way to long, but basically I just want to thank all of you guys on my f-list for being so freaking amazing! This is such a lovely, supportive fandom to be a part of, and I couldn't ask for a better pool to dip my toes into.


♥ ♥ ♥

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These are all unconnected and can be read in any order. Please see individual fics for content/warnings.

You can also read the series on AO3.

1. Because You Can't Get to Sleep (~2,400, NC-17)
2. For Revenge (~2,700, NC-17)
3. Because You Just Shaved Your Legs Face (~2,000, NC-17)
4. To Keep Up With the Neighbors (~1,300, NC-17)
5. Because It's Raining (~3,000, NC-17)
6. Because It's Halftime (~1,300, NC-17)
7. Because Your Roommates Are Out of Town and You Can Do it on the Couch (~1,100, NC-17)
8. Because It's Your Chance to Do It in a Specific Location (~1,300, NC-17)
9. You Finally Get the Chance to Show Your Childhood Bed Some Action (~2,200, NC-17)
10. Because You're Already at Their Place (~1,900, NC-17)
11. Because There's Nothing on TV (~1,300, NC-17)
12. Because You're in a Hotel (~1,500, NC-17)
13. Because it's Prom Night (~2,100, NC-17)
14. To Prove We're Not in a Rut (~2,200, NC-17)
15. Rebound (~2,900, NC-17)
16. Because You Haven’t Had Sex in That Country Yet, for candamira (~1,400, NC-17)
17. Because It's Cold Outside (~550, NC-17)
18. To Change the Subject (~1,250, NC-17)
19. Because It's Getting a Little Hard (~1,400, NC-17)
20. Because He Looks Like Your Superhot Cousin, for nia_kantorka (~2,400, NC-17)
21. To Celebrate the Joy of Life After a Near-Death Experience (~800, R)
22. To Cheer Someone Up (~1,500, NC-17)
23. To Show Off New Lingerie (~1,850, NC-17)
24. Because You're Not Pregnant (Yet), for eidheann_writes (~2,250, NC-17)
25. To Break in a New Place (~750, NC-17)
26. Practice, for firethesound (~1,400, NC-17)
27. For Stress Relief (~3,600, NC-17)
28. "Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts" Sex, for alisanne (~1,550, NC-17)
29. Break-Up Sex, for lauren3210 (~2,900, NC-17)
30. Paratrooping (aka Bangin' For Roof), for bbtp_challenge (~3,200, NC-17)
31. Curiosity, for lq_traintracks (~2,150, NC-17)
32. To Celebrate a Major Victory by a Political Candidate, for birdsofshore (~3,000, NC-17)
33. Because He Wants To, for dicta_contrion (~2,100, NC-17)
34. To Celebrate Recent Weight Loss (~500, NC-17)
35. Your One Chance With a Celebrity, for torino10154's Blow Job Friday (~1,300, NC-17)
36. To Celebrate, for anemonen (~2,500, NC-17)
37. "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye is Playing on the Radio (~1,000, NC-17)
38. Because Your Condoms Are About to Expire, for blithelybonny (~1,350, R)
39. Make-Up Sex, for capitu (~1,300, NC-17)
40. Because You Called the Wrong Person, But He Was Into It Anyway (~1,700, NC-17)
41. To Avoid Cleaning, Studying, or Doing Work of Any Kind for sassy_cissa (~2,000, NC-17)
42. To Reinforce Good Behaviour for hogwarts365 (365, PG)
43. To Time an Egg (~850, NC-17)
44. Because They Have Air-Conditioning and You Don't (~900, PG-13)
45. Wingman Diving on the Friend Grenade for shiftylinguini (~2,400, NC-17)
46. Love ♥ for capitu & mmom (~650, NC-17)
47. Because You Forgot to Buy a Birthday Present for hogwarts365 (365, PG-13)
48. Because Your Friend Told You About a New Position (~1,200, NC-17)
49. A Miscommunication for fantasyfiend09(~1,400, NC-17)
50. Because He Said He Loves You and You're Not Ready to Say It Back Yet (~1,100, R)
Tags: *for me, 50 reasons to have sex, fandom: harry potter, masterlist, my fanfic, pairing: draco/harry
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