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Title: Come Harbour a.k.a the Not-a-Metaphor Sailing Association: a story of friendship, sex, and beautiful water-based metaphors (not puns)
Authors: dicta_contrion, gracerene, zeitgeistic
Pairing: Draco/Harry/Ron (I don't even know...), Draco/Harry(endgame)
Word Count: ~3,500
Warnings/Enticements: Crack, Draco’s crack, and the sunblocking thereof, Travel, Beaches, Swimming Pools, Sunburn, Nudity, Sunglasses, High Fiving, Confessions, Threesome - M/M/M, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Metaphors, Sexual Metaphors, Barebacking, Auror Harry Potter, Auror Ron Weasly, Auror Draco Malfoy, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Partners, Vacation, Ron gets suspended. Draco gets screwed., Nautical Metaphors, Docking
Summary: After Harry, Ron, and Draco are suspended - for something Ron had absolutely no part in whatsoever - they must take a forced holiday in Majorca to learn to work together. Which they do.