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23 August 2016 @ 09:00 am
FIC: Because Your Friend Told You About a New Position (Draco/Harry, NC-17)  
Title: Because Your Friend Told You About a New Position
Author: gracerene
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Harry, mention of Blaise/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,200
Content/Warnings: established relationship, odd sexual positions, bottom!harry
Summary: Draco is eager to try out a new position. Harry is...less eager.
Notes: This one was actually kind of hard, because I strongly believe Draco and Harry would have lots and lots of enthusiastic sex and eventually stumble upon most positions naturally. :D But after some *ahem* research using the Gay Sex Positions Guide (thanks, dicta_contrion!), I settled on the ever-so-exciting Pile Driver (link is very NSFW!). I was originally going to go with Reverse Pile Driver, but OMG trying to write that position was the most painful experience ever.

Thanks to capitu and fantasyfiend09 for looking this over for me! I played around with it a bit since, so all remaining mistakes are my own.

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"Wait, can I see the picture again?"

Draco sighed before handing over the extremely explicit photograph of two wizards going at it. Harry turned it to the side and cocked his head.

"I still don't understand how I'm supposed to get into that position."

"It's easy. You just lie on your back, and then put your feet up into the air, and sort of let them fall down by your head."

Harry squinted at the photograph. The rapid movement of the top's hips was making his vision blur.

"I really think you're oversimplifying things."

"Come on, Harry," Draco said, drawing out the vowels cajolingly as he slid a hand down to cup Harry's naked bum. "It looks more difficult than it is."

"How would you know? We're only doing this because Blaise told you we should try it, and Blaise is dating a bloody gymnast. I'm not convinced my body actually bends like that." He brought the photograph closer to his face in hopes that it would clarify things, but it only made him feel a little dizzy. "And it looks like I'm going to have to be keeping my legs in the air for an awfully long time."

"Don't tell me the super fit Auror is worried about a little physical exertion."

Harry turned the photo upside down, still trying to wrap his mind around why anybody would go through so much trouble for a fuck. It's not like he had any complaints about the way he and Draco normally did things. "Why can't you just fuck me on my knees?"

Draco let out a long-suffering sigh. "Because this will be be fun. Something new. Add some variety."

"You're saying it's going to be fun, but your tone isn't exactly screaming good time." What had been a good time was the hot and heavy slide of their bodies just minutes earlier, before Draco had decided to put a halt to that and start talking positions. Harry's entrance was still loose and slick and open from Draco's fingers, and it was driving him mad.

"For fuck's sake, Harry! If you don't like it, I'll fuck you on your knees. But if Blaise is to be believed, this is the greatest position since missionary."

"With missionary you just have to lie there, so I doubt that," Harry grumbled. Okay, maybe he didn't just lie there, but he certainly didn't have to twist his body into a bloody pretzel.

"Merlin, I've never met somebody so contrary about a shag before. It's not like I'm asking you to go to a Ministry function or anything."

Harry snorted. "Yeah, well, when the Ministry wants to fuck me, they just ask me to bend over."

Draco laughed and ran his hands down Harry's arms. "But the Ministry doesn't ask as sweetly as I do." He leaned forward and gave Harry a teasing kiss. "And they never pay for dinner, cheap bastards."

"Neither do you. You always make me pay."

Draco grinned. "That's because you're a gentleman."

Harry felt a reluctant smile tug at the corners of his lips, and he knew Draco had won. "Fine," he sighed, knowing he didn't manage to sound as put-out as he'd intended. "Where the hell do you want me?"

Draco's eyes lit up as he reached over to grab a pillow off their bed. "I think it'll be easier if you're on the floor by the bed. You can put your shoulders on this." He tossed the pillow on the floor. Harry couldn't help but notice that of course it was Harry's pillow getting all dirty and dusty. He sighed and lowered himself to the ground, positioning his shoulders on the fluffy pillow.

"That wasn't so hard, was it?" Draco teased. Harry flipped him off. "Now, now, you're awfully testy for somebody about to get fucked." Harry shivered, and Draco's eyes went dark and pleased. "Here, I'll help you. Give me your legs."

Harry hefted his feet into the air and into Draco's warm, smooth hands. He threw his own hands out to steady himself when Draco began to push Harry's feet back towards his head, lifting Harry's waist off the ground until he was balanced on only his shoulders, his arse completely exposed to Draco's hungry gaze. He clenched down, just to see Draco's jaw tense with desire.

"You going to fuck me before all the blood rushes to my head?"

"Not all the blood," Draco countered, sliding a hand down to pump Harry's hard cock. "But yes, I think I will."

Draco bent his legs into a weird kind of half-crouch so he could guide the fat head of his cock into Harry's twitching hole. It should have looked ridiculous, but Harry's mouth went dry at the flex of Draco's muscled thighs and abs as he nudged himself inside and began to thrust.

Harry's eyes immediately rolled to the back of his head as Draco's cock slid deliciously and immediately over his prostate. Again and again he rubbed against it, the awkward pose putting Harry's arse in the perfect position for Draco's devastating thrusts. It was hard to breathe with his lungs all scrunched up and upside down, but Harry couldn't care less. Not when liquid pleasure was spilling and sloshing through him like water from an overflowing tub.

Draco's hips were ruthless, maintaining a fast/hard rhythm as his hands dug bruises into Harry's thighs. Draco's face was screwed up in pleasure, his breath leaving him in staccato pants as he focussed on fucking Harry with everything he had.

The pleasure mounted, and Harry's cock throbbed with the need to come. He reached up and began to wank himself fast and rough, racing to a glorious end.

"Go on, Harry," Draco gasped. "Make yourself come. I want to see you come all over yourself."

With a cry, Harry did, managing to turn his head to the side just in time, as ropes of come striped his chest, neck, and jaw. Draco let out a desperate groan at the sight, and suddenly the thick cock filling Harry's arse was gone.

Harry blinked up at Draco, disappointment at the emptiness tumbling into arousal as Draco towered over him, fucking into his fist with single-minded intent. Draco eyes were glued to the streaks of come on Harry's throat, and it wasn't long before Draco added to the mess, his release erupting hot and sticky all over Harry's skin.

"Now, tell me you didn't enjoy that?" Draco asked Harry later, once they'd cleaned up and snuggled up in bed.

"Sure, it was good, but I still say it's an awful lot of work for a shag."

"We're going to need to switch things up in the bedroom if we're to keep the magic alive for the rest of our lives, Harry."

Harry turned to look at Draco with raised brows. "The rest of our lives?"

Draco's ears turned pink and he let out a little cough. "Or until I get bored of you, whichever comes first."

Harry smiled softly, his heart racing with Draco's tacit confession. "I'm all for a little experimentation," he murmured, "But next time can't we just have sex in the coatroom during a Ministry function or something?"

Draco's throat bobbed as he swallowed heavily. "Trying to make the Ministry jealous?"

"Think it'll work?"

Draco grinned, filthy and conspiratorial. "It's worth a try."
 
 
 
carpemermaid: Default Dancarpemermaid on August 23rd, 2016 04:50 pm (UTC)
Hooooboooooy, this was delicious! And so many great lines! I love the bit about Blaise being with a gymnast hahaha! And omg, Harry getting off on the muscles in Draco's legs when he crouched down and being cheeky and clenching for Draco! And gah, Draco giving Harry his all, super hot!

And I especially adored these parts:
Harry snorted. "Yeah, well, when the Ministry wants to fuck me, they just ask me to bend over."

Draco laughed and ran his hands down Harry's arms. "But the Ministry doesn't ask as sweetly as I do." He leaned forward and gave Harry a teasing kiss. "And they never pay for dinner, cheap bastards."


-


"We're going to need to switch things up in the bedroom if we're to keep the magic alive for the rest of our lives, Harry."

Harry turned to look at Draco with raised brows. "The rest of our lives?"

Draco's ears turned pink and he let out a little cough. "Or until I get bored of you, whichever comes first."


-

Draco's throat bobbed as he swallowed heavily. "Trying to make the Ministry jealous?"

"Think it'll work?"

Draco grinned, filthy and conspiratorial. "It's worth a try."
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 24th, 2016 02:34 am (UTC)
Oh gosh, thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed all those bits. It was kind of a silly reason, but I had fun with it!
oceaxeoceaxe on August 23rd, 2016 04:54 pm (UTC)
I have to say that my reaction to that website was enthusiastic nodding and YES THIS MORE. I'll be writing this exact position in the very near future.

Also, HOORAY! That was funny and hot and sweet - Oh, Draco, "for the rest of our lives" - did you think Harry wouldn't pounce on that slip?
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 24th, 2016 02:50 am (UTC)
LOL, no kidding! Though OMG trying to write some of those positions was basically impossible. It was like writing some kind of twister manual...

Thanks for reading, hon!
Bring forth the tale of dicks: curlewbirdsofshore on August 23rd, 2016 05:51 pm (UTC)
Ahhhhh - lovely smutty fun! Loved Draco's little slip. He couldn't quite backtrack from that one, could he?
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 24th, 2016 02:09 am (UTC)
Thanks, Birds! <33

Haha, yeah, Draco didn't mean to reveal quite so much, but I don't think Harry minded at all. :D
ravenclawsquillravenclawsquill on August 23rd, 2016 06:59 pm (UTC)
Woah. That was unbelievably hot, and made even better by the dialogue!

I love Draco's slip up at the end. Very sweet!

My favourite part was this bit:

Harry's eyes immediately rolled to the back of his head as Draco's cock slid deliciously and immediately over his prostate. Again and again he rubbed against it, the awkward pose putting Harry's arse in the perfect position for Draco's devastating thrusts.

(Also, holy shit, you were not kidding that the link was NSFW! My eyes just about popped out of my head when I saw that!)
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 24th, 2016 03:07 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! <33

LOL, yeah, it's a SUPER NSFW archive, but helpful if you're looking for some scene inspiration. ;)
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on August 23rd, 2016 08:00 pm (UTC)
GOD. I love this so much. It's not just hot like SMOKING HOT and delicious, but it's so funny as well!

I love everything about this. EVERYTHING.

Draco let out a long-suffering sigh. "Because this will be be fun. Something new. Add some variety."

"You're saying it's going to be fun, but your tone isn't exactly screaming good time."

And

Okay, maybe he didn't just lie there, but he certainly didn't have to twist his body into a bloody pretzel.


He leaned forward and gave Harry a teasing kiss. "And they never pay for dinner, cheap bastards."

"That wasn't so hard, was it?" Draco teased. Harry flipped him off. "Now, now, you're awfully testy for somebody about to get fucked."


I seriously could quote this entire fic as my favourite bit. It's amazing and absolutely one of my favourite reasons! <333
kerrilee75: pic#126363732kerrilee75 on August 24th, 2016 12:18 am (UTC)

Oh, so that's what that is called!! It is well named. Lol

Also, um, wow. After the visuals and then your fantastic directorial decision with the come shot at the end....I feel like I just watched some nice, high quality porn! The lines are never as good as you wrote though. 😘

wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 24th, 2016 02:06 am (UTC)
LOL, right??

Haha, thank you so much, hon!
Melissa Rose_melodic_ on August 24th, 2016 04:35 am (UTC)
Hehehhe this was delightful! What a hot little ficlet filled with such hilarious humor. I loved your reluctant Harry who was won over rather quickly. And this line "Draco's devastating thrusts" was just too good! I don't know why but I was really drawn to it. The ending was superb and Draco's little slip was adorable. I so love this series! Glad to see it back!
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 24th, 2016 05:12 pm (UTC)
Thanks, lovely! I don't really think of humor as a strong suit of mine, so I'm always pleased when something turns out halfway decent. :D
writcraftwritcraft on August 24th, 2016 01:26 pm (UTC)
YUM this was delicious. Hot sex and lots of banter, plus sneaky feelings slipping out in the heat of the moment. My favourite combination.

Loved it!
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 24th, 2016 05:14 pm (UTC)
Thanks so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed. :D
alisannealisanne on August 27th, 2016 06:24 pm (UTC)
*giggles*
Loved the banter. And of course Draco's there for the long run. He can't fool us. ;)
Delicious, hon! Nice job.
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 28th, 2016 05:27 pm (UTC)
Thanks so much, hon! Glad you enjoyed the banter. :D
anemonenanemonen on August 28th, 2016 05:50 pm (UTC)
Haa this was awesome! So hot and delicious, and I giggled at the banter in the beginning. Harry being so put out. Great work <3
wicked smut goddess: HP: Glassesgracerene on August 29th, 2016 04:22 pm (UTC)
Thanks, hon! I'm happy you liked the banter! <3
lokifanlokifan on August 30th, 2016 01:27 pm (UTC)
This is so fun, and honestly I'm with Harry - so much effort, haha. Also Draco's pink ears are ADORABLE.
wicked smut goddessgracerene on August 30th, 2016 07:28 pm (UTC)
Aww, thanks, lovely! This was definitely a really fun reason to write, though keeping track of all the limbs was kind of a pain! ;)