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updated December 22, 2017
Bilbo/Thorin Canon AUs
Word Count: 820
Notes: bottom!bilbo, the hobbit kink meme
Summary: After defeating Smaug and taking back Erebor, Thorin claims what is his.
Such a freaking hot image.
Title: Against Dark and Chilly Nights
Word Count: 1,458
Summary: If Bilbo needed any proof that summer had cast the last of its honeyed warmth over the world, he supposed that this night would be it. The faint nip in the air had deepened into a biting chill when the sun fell below the horizon, and with no fire to drive back the cold, Bilbo found he was missing his bedroll rather fiercely.
Lovely and sweet and sexy with a wonderfully fierce little Bilbo.
Title: In the Dark
Word Count: 1,618
Notes: the hobbit kink meme
Summary: Bilbo pays Thorin a visit in his cell in Mirkwood while wearing his ring.
Super hot invisible blowjob (fic is in a thread on the Hobbit kink meme).
Word Count: 1,729
Notes: bottom!bilbo, implied future major character death
Summary: There is no happy ending for Thorin Oakenshield but Bilbo can give him this.
So hot and so so bittersweet.
Title: Watch Over Me
Word Count: 1,928
Content/Warnings: established relationship, outdoor!sex
Summary: Keeping watch at night whilst on the road is quite an important task. Though perhaps it should have been specified precisely what should be watched.
Oh this is just too hot and sweet. Love the little glimpse of their relationship here on the road to Erebor.
Title: Leave the Past Behind and Focus on the Now
Word Count: 2,259
Notes: established relationship, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Bilbo decides to show Thorin all the reasons he loves his dwarf to banish the shadows of self-doubt.
Super sweet fic, with Bilbo telling Thorin all the things he loves about him, and then riding him for all he's worth! :D
Word Count: 2,622
Notes: bottom!bilbo, public!sex, alpha/beta/omega dynamics
Summary: Bilbo rides the river in Thorin’s barrel, then rides other things.
Quick sexy little ficlet with a dash of omega!verse thrown in!
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: 2,637
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives
Summary: Bilbo knows that cities are not built on companionship and the occasional plate of scones.
Funny and sweet fic with Thorin attempted to court Bilbo and, of course, Bilbo is just completely oblivious.
Title: Not a Bug, A Feature
Word Count: 2,841
Summary: In which Thorin is perpetually aroused all of a sudden, and it makes him very grumpy.
Such a fun twist on the mates concept, and seriously hot!
Title: The Hospitality of Hobbits
Word Count: 2,865
Summary: An important visitor deserves only the best of everything. My version of the "Bilbo seduces Thorin the first night they meet" trope.
Smoking hot fic with Bilbo offering Thorin a little extra hospitality...Delicious, delicious porn.
Title: Terms and Conditions
Word Count: 2,924
Notes: dub-con, light D/s, dirty talk
Summary: In which, Bilbo is expected to please Thorin and, although unexpected, he can't say he's completely unaffected by the turn of events. Bagginshield smut. AU.
It is in Bilbo's contract that he has to pleasure Thorin. Um, super hot and dirty.
Title: To Possess
Word Count: 3,251
Notes: established relationship, dirty talk, bottom!bilbo
Summary: It is the gold sickness Bilbo fears, yet the one he loves most relishes in it.
This fic is so hot. A bit darker and heartbreaking, with Thorin in the throes of the gold sickness, but still loving and possessive of his hobbit. And Bilbo so in love with him and desperate to pretend that everything is okay.
Title: Ridiculous misunderstanding Series (2 Fics)
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word Count: 3,317
Notes: blindfolds, bondage, D/s, collars, marriage!fic, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Among dwarves, using first names to address someone is a very personal thing... but Bilbo Baggins wasn't to know.
Loved the differences in customs in this one- the Dwarrow D/s custom is particularly inspired!
Title: The King's Despair
Word Count: 3,851
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, established relationship, bottom!bilbo
Summary:Thorin continually despairs over Bilbo getting his quarterly haircut and makes his feelings known.
Such an adorable fic! Braiding is a major part of my dwarf headcanon, so I love braid fics, and this one was hot and sweet.
Title: Stretch Your Fingers
Word Count: 4,089
Notes: intercrural sex, the hobbit kink meme
Summary: Hobbits and dwarves are very different to each other in plenty of ways.
Bilbo would quite like to learn more about his travelling companions, but they seem to have gotten the idea first.
God I have a huge intercrural sex kink and this one was hot!
Title: It's Just Safer to Keep You in This Heart of Mine
Word Count: 4,427
Notes: post-lord of the rings, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Bilbo's last adventure from Middle-Earth to the Grey Havens could not possibly hold the reunion he so desperately craves. Yet who can say exactly what may pass while sailing through the veils of worlds?
Lovely and bittersweet, with a touching reunion between Thorin and Bilbo in a dreamland afterlife.
Title: A Puff of Old-Toby (to Soothe Your Nerves) this fic has been deleted
Author:Forianna and thorinsexenshield
Word Count: 4,771
Notes: mind-altering substance: drugs, exhibitionism, shotgunning, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Thorin begins to take a liking to Bilbo's favourite leaf...
God I love me some hot smoking sex, and this was perfect with shotgunning and Bilbo riding Thorin.
Title: Upon a Yule Night Cold
Word Count: 5,116
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, bottom!bilbo, holiday!fic
Summary: One year after the Battle of Five Armies, a familiar face turns up at Bilbo Baggins' front door on a snowy night.
This was so lovely and sweet and really freaking hot.
Title: Happy Endings
Word Count: 5,213
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, bottom!bilbo, established realtionship, D/s, role play
Summary: After surviving the battle, Thorin spends one last night with his treasure and his playful Bilbo.
Super hot fic with Bilbo and Thorin fucking and fantasizing on top of the pile of gold after the battle.
Title: Cut With Our Own Dust
Word Count: 5,683
Summary: It had been a long time since anyone had invited Thorin to bed, and a longer time yet since he had allowed himself the luxury of accepting. Now, on the edge of extreme privation, he rather felt like a quick tumble would be welcome, especially with someone he probably would never see again. Enter Bilbo Baggins.
Awesome and super freaking hot fic that has Thorin and Bilbo sleeping together in Bag End before the adventure starts.
♥ Title: Seen and Not Touched
Word Count: 6,083
Notes: exhibitionism, voyeurism, public!sex, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Thorin takes Bilbo as his consort, and per the traditions of the dwarves, he shows off his new lover to his companions. Voyeurism/exhibitionism.
Umm...basically Thorin fucks Bilbo in front of all the dwarves. So freaking unbelievably hot and dirty.
Title: It's a Braid Thing, you Wouldn't Understand
Word Count: 6,102
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives
Summary: After the last near "tragedy" (or so the dwarves are calling it, Bilbo's about done with them), Bilbo doesn't cut his hair and instead lets it go long. Except now, now he's almost home, his dwarves insisting on escorting him back, and he's got long hair he doesn't know what to do with. When Thorin offers to braid his hair, Bilbo reluctantly agrees, if just to have something to remember the dwarf by. Except it doesn't do Thorin any favors. Bilbo was already attractive enough, and now there are braids. In his hair. And if Fili and Kili don't stop snickering, Thorin's content to return to Erebor without his heirs.
This was so cute and sweet. Thorin getting all flustered seeing Bilbo in braids!
Word Count: 6,452
Content/Warnings: first time, bottom!bilbo
Summary: “To let someone else braid you is an intimacy. Brothers often do it for one another, or parents in our youth, or lovers when we are of age. I have none of these.” Thorin pulled a silver bead from the pouch and rolled it between his fingers, and his gaze on Bilbo held weight.
Lovely and sexy fic. Love when fics emphasize the importance of braids and hair maintenance to dwarves.
Title: A Minor Problem
Word Count: 6,497
Notes: the hobbit kink meme
Summary: Bilbo looks back down at him, his round face flushed red and shiny with sweat. The creases that form in his forehead at the raising of eyebrows do not look like they belong to anyone as adolescent as a mere fifty years of age. “Yes,” he pants, wiping his mouth on his sleeve and grinning. “But I’ll be fifty-one in a few months’ time, if it’s of interest to you.”
Fifty. The number is so small it tightens something in the region of Thorin's chest.
Such a fun, interesting concept with some super hot sex.
Title: When the Bear's Away (The Dwarves Will Play)
Rating: Hard R overall
Word Count: 6,603
Notes: drunk!sex, mind altering substance: alcohol
Summary: Kíli discovers Beorn’s stash of mead. Shenanigans ensue.
This was a lovely and light hearted fic with a drunken company left without supervision in Beorn's house. Loved all the side stories and drunk!Thorin and drunk!Bilbo were too adorable. Sexy and funny and sweet.
Title: By the Fire and Want
Rating: Hard R overall
Word Count: 6,841 total (4,253 and 2,588)
Notes: tattooed!thorin, semi public!sex
Summary: Bilbo is appropriately surprised the first time Thorin sits down next to him by the fire, but as time passes it becomes a habit for them. Always sitting together, often smoking, they spend many nights talking about everything from Bilbo's gardening to dwarvish tattoos. While not being entirely aware of it themselves, their relationship slowly but steadily changes. Wonderful fics with a great relationship evolution between Bilbo and Thorin. Slightly bittersweet with some angstiness about what the future holds for them on the quest, but it's broken up nicely with some hot sex and a lovely emotional connection between the two of them.
Title: Language Barrier
Word Count: 7,108
Summary: If there is one problem with being imprisoned, aside from the prison itself, it is the boredom that inevitably sets in. How fortunate that entertainment can be found, particularly at the expense of others.
Set during the Company's imprisonment in Mirkwood.
Fili and Kili mess with Bilbo and he ends up saying something dirty to Thorin in Dwarvish. Sexy times ensue..
Title: Something Sweet Series (2 Fics)
Word Count: 7,424
Summary: Bilbo gets chilly, and Thorin comes to warm him up...
Super hot and a little angsty with a fluffy ending!
Title: If it Hurts
Word Count: 7,472
Notes: established relationship, rough sex, dirty talk, bottom!bilbo
Summary: When Bilbo suffers an injury, Thorin imagines the worst.
Bilbo gets hurt trying to protect Thorin and it brings out Thorin's protective side. Que rough, possessive, super hot sex..
Title: Slow Burn
Word Count: 8,482
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, intercrural sex, first time, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Bilbo felt exhilarated, like flying on an eagle without the fear of falling. It was more than the thrill of a tremendously good jig, or kissing cheeks with Daisy Cotton behind the Party Tree – more than stealing down a long dark tunnel to cross verbal swords with a dragon. Bigger than fear, warmer than sneaking unseen through goblin-tunnels with the aid of a magic ring, was this thing between them now, a handful of coals cradled close against the winter wind. Something precious, something lasting, if only they could take good care of it.
Bilbo goes back to the Shires after the battle and tries to move on with his life. And one day Thorin walks back in his life and hot hot sex happens.
Title: At Your Service
Word Count: 8,898
Notes: first time, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Gandalf realizes Bilbo has a problem that needs to be taken care of before they reach the mountain. Bilbo suddenly finds himself with all the dwarrows at his service once more, except the one he really wants...
Bilbo needs to have sex and the dwarves all offer to help him out. But of course, he really wants Thorin, who hasn't offered his services at all. Funny premise and the sex was hot and possessive.
Word Count: 13,176
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, established relationship, bottom!bilbo, piercing!kink
Summary: In which Thorin has been away for a week due to his duties and determination to be a better king and Bilbo is happy to see him come home because he's really not cut out for nightly council meetings in his stead...and because he missed him.
This was so sweet and sexy! I love fics where Thorin has piercings (so hot!) and Bilbo and Thorin were adorable together.
Title: Through Miles of Clouded Hell
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin, implied Bifur/Bofur
Word Count: 13,773
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, bottom!bilbo, rimming, implied incest
Summary: Thorin tries to woo Bilbo... but fails miserably at it. In fact, he only manages to scare the living shit out of the hobbit.
Interesting concept; I love fics that go into Dwarf and Hobbit customs. Love all of the misunderstandings and the sex at the end was really freaking hot.
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin, Nori/Bofur, implied Dwalin/Ori
Word Count: 15,552
Notes: AU: omega!verse, AU: Thorin Lives, alpha/beta/omega dynamics, heat cycles, alpha!thorin, omega!bilbo, bottom!bilbo, knotting, implied MPREG
Summary: The alphas go into rut after battle as a result of all that adrenaline. Bilbo sits back with the betas and laughs, or tries to.
I love a good omega!verse fic and this one was great! Love the way the a/b/o dynamics were integrated with hobbits and dwarves, and the pacing was very believable.
Title: Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs
Word Count: 19,751
Notes: soulmates, mates, implied bottom!bilbo, outdoor!sex, the hobbit kink meme
Summary: In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little gentlehobbit.
This was beautiful and song an interesting concept with the mixing of the hobbit and dwarf mates.
♥ Title: Your Whole Body Series (3 Fics)
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin, Bilbo/Thorin/Dwalin (2nd Fic)
Word Count: 27,584
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, tattoo!kink, piercing!kink, threesome, bottom!bilbo, the hobbit kink meme
Summary: After a humid day's ride, the Company are keen to bathe and Bilbo finds himself in the company of many naked dwarves, none of whom are shy. Perhaps the burglar in him is coming through, because Bilbo finds himself very interested in the shiny things they've adorned their bodies with.
Tattoo and piercing kink? Yes, please! Super hot and I actually really liked the threesome in the second part, and I am usually pretty picky about threesomes. ;)
Title: An Early Start
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin, Kíli/Tauriel
Word Count: 44,436
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, first time, bottom!bilbo, outdoors!sex, implied switching
Summary: Everyone knows they were doing it all along, right?.
Really sexy and enjoyable read that takes place after the end of the first movie and carries through the movies and beyond (with a much happier ending!) Loved the connection between Bilbo and Thorin here and there were some seriously hot scenes! Gets a bit exposition-y in some parts, but overall a fun read.
Title: Safe and Distant
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin, background Kíli/Tauriel
Word Count: 45,453
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives
Summary: "Bilbo never bothers denying that he is a slight, little bit, probably infatuated with Thorin. It’s not something that bothers him. Really. He’s pretty sure that everyone very likely has a little flutter in their chest for the dwarf. He’s something grand and unattainable.
And it’s really much safer if it stays that way."
Wonderful fic with Thorin having been "obvious" about is feelings throughout the journey, and Bilbo not realizing how serious his intentions are until after the battle. I enjoyed Bilbo's voice here quite a lot and the ending was lovely. There is also an equally long sequel from Thorin's POV that I haven't read yet, but I'm sure it's great!
Title: Beneath the Mountains Music Woke
Word Count: 50,213
Notes: size kink, mentions of homophobia, bottom!bilbo
Summary: After being rescued by Bilbo, Thorin begins to realize that his feelings for the halfling are more than simple gratitude. But past ills cannot be so easily undone, and the growing need inside him proves difficult to understand or control. And although he might be king in name, a man without land or wealth has little to offer anyone.
Beautiful fic that manages to blend book and movie canon together wonderfully. This fic ends before the dwarves leave Laketown, so there is a slight bittersweet aspect, because what happens from there is left open-ended. I like to think that the Durins all live ahppily ever after, and the beautiful connection between Thorin and Bilbo in this fic continues on.
Title: Marriage in the Manner of Dwarves Series (10 Fics)
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word Count: 76,564
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, switching, bottom!bilbo, bottom!thorin, first time, dirty talk
Summary: Hobbits didn’t have such things as courting rituals – they were uncomplicated folk. They announced their affections with flowers or a cooked meal, a shared pipe or simply a kiss – and then there were meetings with both families and a date set for the wedding. Dwarves, as he kept discovering, were a completely different kettle of fish.
This was a truly fantastic series. It is well-written and engaging, with great characterizations and appearances by the entire company (plus Dís)! I loved all of the different courting rituals and the relationship between Bilbo and Thorin was perfectly paced and believably developed. No sex in the main fic, but there are several smutty sequels that more than make up for it! :)
Word Count: 124,770
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, switching, bottom!thorin, bottom!bilbo, first time, dirty talk, rimming
Summary: Thorin Oakenshield agrees to an alliance of dwarves, men and elves against the enemy approaching Erebor. But he makes some demands and one of them is for Bilbo Baggins to be tried for the theft of the Arkenstone, accordingly to the dwarvish law. Bilbo is taken into Erebor as prisoner and Thorin is going to learn that many things can still be stolen.
This fic is just so freaking good. Intricate and interesting with really wonderful characterizations. Definitely a bit heartbreaking and gut-wrenching in places, but with a beautiful ending that makes all the pain worth it! Wonderful read.
♥ ♥ Title: The Riven Crown
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin, background Kíli/Tauriel
Word Count: 254,269
Notes: AU: Thorin Lives, fake/pretend relationship (sort of)
Summary: The aftermath of war is no laughing matter. Those who died must be honoured, those who are wounded must be healed, and those who remain need food and clothing, peace and sanctuary. With Thorin's life hanging in the balance, it is up to Bilbo and the rest of the Company to rule the rag-tag remnants of Erebor in his place.
Then there is the matter of the gold...
Can Bilbo save both king and kingdom, or is Erebor destined to fall deeper into ruin?
OMG, this fic is just AMAZING. It's everything you could ever want from a post BotFA fix-it fic and so much more! I know it's long, but honestly, the words just flew by and I actually found myself trying to drag it out because I didn't want it to end. The characters here are fantastically rendered, and Bilbo and Thorin are particularly magnificent. We get both of their POVs and it was such a treat to get inside their heads. The romance develops so beautifully and organically, and I loved the way the fake/pretend relationship trope was toyed around with here--it can be so easy to get mired down in misunderstandings, particularly with these characters, and I thought the author's take felt fresh and authentic. The plot was also suitably interesting and intriguing and moved things along wonderfully. Basically I enjoyed the hell out of this fic and I cannot recommend highly enough.
♥ Title: An Expected Journey
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin, background Dwalin/Nori, implied Fili/Kili/Tauriel
Word Count: 294,964
Content/Warnings: AU: Thorin Lives, time travel, switching, first time, bottom!bilbo, bottom!thorin, rough sex, temporary major character death
Summary: For years Bilbo has written about his adventures and told stories about his dealings with dwarves and dragons. To most it seemed like fanciful nonsense but to Bilbo it was all very real. A weight followed him home from his travels, one called regret. Now in his final moments Bilbo has a choice to make – go quietly into death’s embrace or go back again and face all the fear and pain for the chance to make things right?
Of course, change is a fickle thing and not everything can be done again as Bilbo is about to find out. In the end, it may not only be salvation that he’s fighting for.
JFC this fic, there are no words. The entire concept is fascinating and brilliantly executed. The characterizations are spot on, the connection between Bilbo and Thorin is fabulous, and the whole fic is just captivating. It's definitely an emotional roller-coaster, but the ride and the ending, is so, so worth it. Cannot recommend this fic enough! There is a sequel that just started and is a WIP, but the original fic definitely stands on its own. :D
Title: In which Bilbo Baggins is not a morning person
Word Count: 1,303
Content/Warnings: AU: Modern, established relationship, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Blibo is not a morning person. And Thorin's completely fine with that.
Lovely, sexy Modern AU with adorable husband and sweet, hot morning sex!
Title: A Softer Side
Word Count: 1,869
Notes: AU: Modern, established relationship, bottom!bilbo, belly!kink, rough sex, dirty talk
Summary: Bilbo has a belly kink-- as in he really loves getting his stomach touched, rubbed, kissed, and squeezed during sex. He's been trying to drop hints at this to the guy he's been dating, Thorin, to no avail. So he has to get less subtle about it.
Sweet and super sexy Modern AU with a bit of belly kink!
Title: you feel like home to me (and it is so very late)
Word Count: 3,010
Notes: AU: Modern, airport!sex, bottom!bilbo, bathroom!sex
Summary: Stuck in the airport because the flights were delayed and it's 2 AM AU.
Features intense mutual attraction, hot sex on a counter top, and Thorin's irritation at Bilbo's clothes.
This is awesome! I love the airport meeting and the instant attraction. They were both so adorable and the little epilogue is perfection! :)
Title: Compliments to the Chef Series (2 Fics)
Word Count: 7,249 total
Content/Warnings: AU: Modern, chef!bilbo, bottom!bilbo
Summary: “Would you stop staring,” Bilbo hissed, for the fifth time since service had started. “He’s not about to grow horns.”
Bofur looked guiltily away from the door, and scuttled back over to the tail end of appetiser prep. “Just checkin’ if he liked the amuse-bouche.”
“Well,” Bilbo scowled, “We have an entire restaurant to feed, not just Mister Durin, and Lobelia’s in a fine mood tonight, so if I don’t keep you at prep, she’ll light your tail with the blowtorch, I don’t wonder.”
Adorable Modern AU with Chef!Bilbo and food critic!Thorin. Love their characterizations here and the whole verse is a super fun read!
Title: To Kiss a Stranger: Bilbo and Undress Me: Bilbo
Word Count: 3,294 and 6,059
Notes: AU: Modern
Summary: Ori has convinced two of his friends to participate in a project of his, First Kiss, where twenty strangers kiss someone for the first time, without knowing much about them at all.
Sweet and super sexy modern AUs based on those standards kissing/undressing videos. These fics are unrelated, but with a similar premise, so I'm reccing them together. there are also fem!Bilbo versions of these fics if that's your thing.
Title: Oakenshield Press Series (2 Fics)
Word Count: 12,059
Content/Warnings: AU: Modern, reincarnation, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Andrew's description had been sufficient to recognize him— a riot of honey brown curls, short in stature, a well-favoured face with expressive features— but it hadn't quite been enough to prepare Tom for the sharp, almost painful tug in his gut at the sight of the man.
They had never met before, to the best of Tom's recollection, but there was something eerily and inexplicably familiar about him all the same.
Oh this was marvelous. Such a clever, clever concept, mixing a Modern AU with the past lives of canon. Plus it's dead sexy.
Title: Trick or Treat
Word Count: 23,918
Notes: AU: Modern, AU: Human, bottom!bilbo, boss/employee relationship, intern!bilbo, dirty talk, halloween!fic
Summary: Bilbo’s life is a series of mistakes.
First, he means to become a writer but he has taken up an internship at Erebor Inc. at Gandalf’s insistence and now he spends most of his time trying not to make a disgrace of himself.
Second, he wanted to dress up as a werewolf for the Halloween party and he has ended up looking like a guinea pig (Bofur’s words).
Third, he might be (hopelessly) in love with his boss.
This was great, with pining, and misunderstandings, and jealousy. And the sex at the end is so hot, seriously one of my favorite positions and I wish more fics featured it!
Title: Overcoming Barriers
Word Count: 26,389
Notes: AU: No Smaug, first time, bonding!fic, marriage!fic, implied bottom!bilbo, hobbit big bang 2014
Summary: Most hobbits are isolated from the rest of the races and they only know their own language. Bilbo knows how to speak with elves, but it's a group of dwarves that come to his rescue. He can fight alongside Thorin without speaking, but not knowing the language when suddenly traveling with a group of strange dwarves becomes a bit of a problem. Especially when Bilbo doesn't even know that Thorin has declared them bonded.
This is such a lovely and relatively fluffy fic. I really enjoyed their inability to properly communicate at first. I don't think I've read any fics where they don't speak a common language, so it was fun to see how their relationship might progress with that barrier!
♥ Title: Baggins Investigations
Word Count: 29,066
Notes: AU: Modern, AU: Humancrimelord!thorin, detective!bilbo, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Bilbo Baggins, P.I.
Thorin Oakenshield, Crime Lord.
Kíli Durin, Missing In Action.
What has Bilbo got himself into?
Wow this is so freaking good! Love the way the characters were all incorporated and OMG the sex was so super hot.
Word Count: 42,347
Notes: AU: Modern, photographer!bilbo, architect!thorin, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Thorin wasn't entirely sure why there was a six-foot candid photograph of him hanging in this exhibition, but he was going to wring the neck of whoever had put it there.
In which Bilbo is a photographer, Thorin an accidental model, and Gandalf just likes to make trouble for everyone.
Adorably fluffy Modern AU fic. Angst-free with just a lovely development between Thorin and Bilbo.
Title: Gathering Dwarrows
Word Count: 62,340
Notes: AU: No Smaug, bonding!fic, bottom!bilbo
Summary: 'Bilbo Baggins stared irritably at the thick silver bands before him, thinking them more like shackles without chains than the symbols of love and maturity they were supposed to be. He did not want to be bonded, did not want a husband or wife, and did not want the responsibility that came with these damn things.'
Completely ignores the storyline, you've been warned.
This was such a fun AU. Gimli, Ori, Kili, and Fili are all little dwarf children and are so freaking adorable. Love the courting between Thorin and Bilbo and the UST!! SO good!
Title: (Not Quite) Prince Charming
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin, past Bilbo/OMC
Word Count: 68,581
Notes: AU: Modern, bottom!thorin, talk of switching, dirty talk
Summary: The problem, Bilbo would later tell Gandalf in aggrieved irritation, was not so much the unannounced visitors, oh no, but the fact that due to the lateness of the hour and sheer merciless fate, it came to be that at the respectable age of forty, Bilbo was being introduced to a real, live king while wearing striped pyjamas and fluffy slippers.
God this was so freaking awesome and so well written! I loved the concept of Erebor being rich in technology rather than gold, and the idea of SMAUG being a group of terrorists who took over the government. Thorin and Bilbo were both characterized beautifully and Dís was an unexpectedly lovely addition.
Title: My Fair Hobbit
Word Count: 148,509
Notes: AU: Alternate First Meeting: AU: No Smaug (more or less), AU: Fusion, My Fair Lady Fusion, switching, bottom!thorin, bottom!bilbo
Summary: Take a dragon and get rid of it, take a Kingdom under the Mountain and let it thrive under Thráin’s rule, take the King’s eldest son - as proud and arrogant as you can picture him - and then send him to the Shire in order to refine his diplomatic skills. Or, as his sister puts it: to grow them at last. Now, throw in the Master of Bag End playing host for the dwarf prince: you’ll get a clash of cultures, an ill-advised bet about educating a certain hobbit in the dwarf-lore, and all the pride and prejudice business you could hope for, plus Khuzdul.
A retelling inspired by My Fair Lady.
Fascinating AU where the dragon died during his initial attack, and Thorin and company were able to stay in Erebor. It was really interesting seeing this side of Thorin, and the traits that might have flourished if he'd remained in his home as a prince, secure in his position. I really enjoyed the characterizations here and the build of feelings, and the whole thing was a really lovely, enjoyable read!
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